Cat Poop Cookies
| CATEGORY | CUISINE | TAG | YIELD | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Eggs, Grains | Chinese | Cookies | 1 | Servings |
INGREDIENTS
| 1/2 | c | Honey |
| 2/3 | c | Butter, margarine or lard |
| 1 | Egg | |
| 1 | t | Vanilla extract |
| OR- peppermint extract | ||
| 2 | c | Whole wheat flour |
| 1/3 | c | Cocoa powder |
| Grape-nuts, tm cereal | ||
| 1/4 | c | Honey |
| 1/4 | c | Molasses |
| 2/3 | c | Butter or margarine, or lard |
| 1 | Egg | |
| 2 1/3 | c | Whole wheat flour |
| Ginger, cinnamon cloves | ||
| to taste | ||
| maybe 1/2 tsp each | ||
| Grape-nuts, tm cereal | ||
| Coconut, tapeworms | ||
| Chocolate chips | ||
| Butterscotch chips | ||
| Peanut butter chips | ||
| Spagetti or ramen noodles | ||
| cooked – roundworms | ||
| Corn | ||
| Peanuts | ||
| "puffy pastel things", * | ||
| find at Chinese | ||
| restaurants |
INSTRUCTIONS
NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-i haven't tried this TO MAKE: icrowave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter. Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know). Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat litter scoop. i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. i imagine brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it. this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table was already decorated with plastic flies. From Gemini's MASSIVE MealMaster collection at www.synapse.com/~gemini
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Nutrition (calculated from recipe ingredients)
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Calories: 3874
Calories From Fat: 435
Total Fat: 52.9g
Cholesterol: 372mg
Sodium: 215.9mg
Potassium: 2527.3mg
Carbohydrates: 804.8g
Fiber: 31.6g
Sugar: 274.6g
Protein: 79.7g