A farmer's marriage
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The attorney asked, " May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."
The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yea I got about 140 acres."
The attorney said,"No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but i do have a John Deere."
The attorney said, " No, you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yea i got a grudge, that's where i park my John Deere."
The attorney said, "No sir, i mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes sir, i got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does you wife beat you up or
anything?"
The farmer said," No sir, we both get up around 4:30."
Finally, that attorney says,"Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT
A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with
her."