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#1 · June 10, 1999, 7:35 am

Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>

A lady surprised a burglar in her kitchen. He was all loaded down with the
things he was going to steal. She had no weapon and was all alone. The only
thing that she could think to do was quote scripture. So, she holds up a hand
and says: "ACTS 2:38!!!"

The burglar quakes in fear and then freezes to the point that she is able to
get to the phone and call for the cops. When the cops arrive, the burglar is
still frozen in place. They are very much surprised that a woman alone with no
weapon could do this. One of them asked the lady, How did you do this?"

The woman replied: "I quoted scripture."

The cop turned the burglar: "What was it about the scripture that had such
an effect on you?"

The burglar replied, "Scripture! What scripture? I thought she said she
had an ax and two 38's!!

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