American Dream
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
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Only in America. . .can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
Only in America. . .are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink...
Only in America. . .do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of
the store to get their prescriptions.
Only in America. . .do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a
diet coke. . .
Only in America. . .do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to
the counters. . .
Only in America. . .do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and leave useless junk in the garage. . .
Only in America. . .do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have
call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place. . .
Only in America. . .do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages
of eight. . .
Only in America. . .do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so
well -- "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning
"blood-sucking creatures". . .
Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!