Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/31/20
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Listen for the Word
2. Gas
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Listen for the Word
Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me.
He got restless, so my wife handed him a pad and pencil and suggested
he mark down every time the speaker said the word "and."
After a while, he grew bored, and I asked, "Would you like to listen for a
different word?"
"Yes," he whispered. "I'd like to listen for 'Amen'."
- From Today's Clean Laugh
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Most good things have been said far too many times and just need to be lived.
- Shane Claiborne
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Gas
After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my car wouldn't start because it was
out of gas. A passer-by told me there was a service station a half-mile away, so I took a gas
can from the trunk and trudged the distance in the sweltering sun.
The attendant filled my two-gallon can, and I lugged it back and poured the gas into the tank.
But when I tried to unlock the car door, it wouldn't open. Just then, I noticed an identical old
car parked a short distance away. That was my car; I had filled a stranger's gas tank.
Wearily I walked back to the station. "You know," the attendant suggested helpfully, “instead
of walking back and forth to fill the tank from the can, you could put a couple of gallons in the
tank and then drive the car here."
- From Clean Laffs
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