Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/7/20
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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The email stated that several episodes were pre-empted by
the impeachment proceedings and the coronavirus.
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Today's Chuckles
1. Belly Ache
2. Five Kinds of Fruit
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Belly Ache
By Sherrill Kilgas
I just wanted to share something with you -
One night when my daughter was 5 years old and I was tucking
her in bed and praying with her, she had a tummy ache.
She said, "Well, that shouldn't be hard for Jesus to heal my tummy.
He's in my heart so He doesn't have far to go!”
By Sherrill Kilgas
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The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have.
- Vince Lombardi
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Five Kinds of Fruit
In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it.
They are:
a. Apple
b. Banana
c. Strawberry
d. Peach
e. Orange
Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefully and don't rush into it.
This is great, I was astounded! Your choice reveals a lot about you!
Test results: Please SCROLL DOWN
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If you chose:
a. Apple: That means you are a person who loves to eat apples.
b. Banana: That means you are a person who loves to eat bananas.
c. Strawberry: That means you are a person who loves to eat strawberries.
d. Peach: That means you are a person who loves to eat peaches.
e. Orange: That means you are a person who loves to eat oranges.
I hope you find fulfillment in this new insight about yourself. May it bring
you peace and understanding, tranquility and all that other profound stuff.
- From Pastor Tim
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Please pray for: Sara, Jamie, Victor, Joe, Betty, Molly, Megan, Patricia.
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
________________________________________
I received an email today, stating the Dr.Oz Show re: the book
'Cured' by Dr. Jeffrey Rediger has been scheduled for 3/23.
The email stated that several episodes were pre-empted by
the impeachment proceedings and the coronavirus.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Belly Ache
2. Five Kinds of Fruit
———————————————
Belly Ache
By Sherrill Kilgas
I just wanted to share something with you -
One night when my daughter was 5 years old and I was tucking
her in bed and praying with her, she had a tummy ache.
She said, "Well, that shouldn't be hard for Jesus to heal my tummy.
He's in my heart so He doesn't have far to go!”
By Sherrill Kilgas
———————————————
The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have.
- Vince Lombardi
———————————————
Five Kinds of Fruit
In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it.
They are:
a. Apple
b. Banana
c. Strawberry
d. Peach
e. Orange
Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefully and don't rush into it.
This is great, I was astounded! Your choice reveals a lot about you!
Test results: Please SCROLL DOWN
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
If you chose:
a. Apple: That means you are a person who loves to eat apples.
b. Banana: That means you are a person who loves to eat bananas.
c. Strawberry: That means you are a person who loves to eat strawberries.
d. Peach: That means you are a person who loves to eat peaches.
e. Orange: That means you are a person who loves to eat oranges.
I hope you find fulfillment in this new insight about yourself. May it bring
you peace and understanding, tranquility and all that other profound stuff.
- From Pastor Tim
————
Please pray for: Sara, Jamie, Victor, Joe, Betty, Molly, Megan, Patricia.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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