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Today's Chuckles

1. Disturbed 

2. Back-up

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Disturbed 

A man is sitting in the coach section of a flight from New York to Chicago biting his finger nails and sweating profusely. Noticing his disturbed expression, a flight attendant walks over and says, "Sir, can I get you something from the bar to calm you down?" 

The man gives a nod of approval while shaking terribly. She comes back with a drink and he downs it quickly. Ten minutes later, the flight attendant sees the same man shaking and biting his nails. She brings him another drink which he swallows immediately. 

A half hour later she returns to see that the man is shaking uncontrollably, and apparently crying. "My goodness," the flight attendant says, “I've never seen someone so afraid to fly." 

"I'm not afraid of flying," says the man sobbing loudly, "I'm trying to give up drinking.”

- From Clean Laffs

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Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Sir Winston Churchill

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Back-up

First day as a police officer ...

Captain: "Why did you call for back up?"

Me: "There was a fly in my car."

Swat Team Leader: "What exactly do you think we do??”

- From Daily Clean Jokes

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