Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/20/2020
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine
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As we’re living in a fluctuating daily situation, a few thoughts,
God is in control.
Love is better than fear.
Breathe slowly and deeply.
WWJD?
Do you know someone who lives alone and may now be
isolated who could use a call?
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Swim
2. After You
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Swim
Having taken lessons, my six-year-old niece one day announced
to her grandfather how well she could swim.
“How far can you swim?” he asked.
“I don’t know,” Charlene replied.
Pointing to a table across the room, he asked, “Can you swim from
here to the table?” When she answered no, he pointed to a closer
spot and asked, “Can you swim from here to there?”
“No,” she replied.
Perplexed, Charlene’s grandfather asked, “How is it you can swim
so well, but you can’t swim from here to there?”
“Grandpa,” she replied, “there’s no water.”
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition.
- William Arthur Ward
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After You
I was at the drug store to pick up my prescription. The line wasn’t
clearly formed, and there was an old man with a cane nearby me.
It was unclear as to who was next.
When we got to the front of the line, the man gestured to me and
said, "After you."
I smiled at him and said, "No, please, after you. I have all day."
Then he said, "No. You go ahead. My doctor says I have at least
six months.”
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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Please pray for: Nichole, Jenna, Kevin, Jess, Aiden, Patricia.
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