Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/6/2020
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine
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The biopsy results came back benign.
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Today's Chuckles
1. New Preacher
2. Devil
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New Preacher
An minister tells of his first Sunday in a new parish and of presenting the
children's message. It seems the sanctuary in the new church had some
magnificent stained glass windows, so his message centered on how
each of us is called to help make up the whole picture of life (the life of
the community of the faithful). Like the pictures in the windows, it takes
many little panels of glass to make the whole picture.
And then he said, "You see each one of you is a little pane." And then
pointing to each child, "You're a little pane. And you're a little pane. And
you're a little pane. And..."
It took a few moments before he realized why everyone was laughing
so hard.
• From Laugh & Lift
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We can no longer go on living mediocre or lukewarm lives.
We need to become the person God created us to be.
- Dan DeMatte
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Devil
A pastor decided to fast and pray as he was troubled by the devil
from different angles.
As he started to read the bible devil appeared and laughed at
him and it continued .
Pastor started to pray and the devil sat in front of him and started
to make more noise and laugh.
Pastor started to sing and the devil danced to the tune.
Pastor took a plate and announced that he is going to take an
offering. The devil did flee like a flash and never came back.
- From pg vargis
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Please pray for: Linda,, Renee, Ravin, Kimberley, Jeff, Aubree.
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
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Thank-you for your prayers.
The biopsy results came back benign.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. New Preacher
2. Devil
———————————————
New Preacher
An minister tells of his first Sunday in a new parish and of presenting the
children's message. It seems the sanctuary in the new church had some
magnificent stained glass windows, so his message centered on how
each of us is called to help make up the whole picture of life (the life of
the community of the faithful). Like the pictures in the windows, it takes
many little panels of glass to make the whole picture.
And then he said, "You see each one of you is a little pane." And then
pointing to each child, "You're a little pane. And you're a little pane. And
you're a little pane. And..."
It took a few moments before he realized why everyone was laughing
so hard.
• From Laugh & Lift
——————————————
We can no longer go on living mediocre or lukewarm lives.
We need to become the person God created us to be.
- Dan DeMatte
——————————————
Devil
A pastor decided to fast and pray as he was troubled by the devil
from different angles.
As he started to read the bible devil appeared and laughed at
him and it continued .
Pastor started to pray and the devil sat in front of him and started
to make more noise and laugh.
Pastor started to sing and the devil danced to the tune.
Pastor took a plate and announced that he is going to take an
offering. The devil did flee like a flash and never came back.
- From pg vargis
————
Please pray for: Linda,, Renee, Ravin, Kimberley, Jeff, Aubree.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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