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Sorry for the last of posting lately. With life being different, 

I’m temporarily staying with my daughter and 6yo grandson.

Lots more playing ball, pushing him on the swing, dinosaurs, 

bubble blowing, stories, running outdoors, etc. than is part 

of my typical day.

Doc 

Today's Chuckles

1. Teething  

2. The Computer Swallowed Grandma

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Teething 

This is an actual conversation I over-heard while at lunch today. A 

young woman was talking with an older woman, apparently her mother. 

"I haven’t slept in three days," she complained. "The baby is teething 

and he's up all night crying."

"Why don't you just rub a thimble-full of brandy on his gums. That will 

numb them up and put him right to sleep." answered mom.

"I can't give the baby alcohol! Lord knows what that will do to him."

"Well, it never hurt you any." The look on her face was priceless.

- From Da Mouse Tracks 

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Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. 

- Abraham Lincoln 

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The Computer Swallowed Grandma 

The computer swallowed Grandma,

Yes, honestly it's true!

She pressed 'control and 'enter'

And she disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,

The thought just makes me squirm.

She must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind;

I've even used the Internet,

But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Mr. Google

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative,

Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'

My Grandma you should see,

Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste' her,

And send her back to me.

This is a tribute to all the Grandmas & Grandpas,

Nannas & Papas, who have been fearless

and learned to use the Computer...

They are the greatest!!!

- From Becky Day 

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Please pray for: Calie, Peggy, Shirley, Cathy, Tommy, Pat, Mary Ellen.

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