Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/28/2020
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Store Closing Time
2. Say Something
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Store Closing Time
I work in a department store where every night at closing time one
of our customer service representatives reminds shoppers over the
public address system to finish their shopping.
One evening, a woman who had recently worked at Kmart opened
the announcement by saying, "Attention Kmart shoppers . . .”
Quickly realizing her mistake, she tap-danced her way out of trouble
by adding, ". . . you are in the wrong store.”
- From Laugh & Lift
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Never discourage anyone...who continually
makes progress, no matter how slow.
- Plato
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Say Something
For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane
had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a
plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children.
She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation
on her grandchildren.
"Oh, I've done all the talking, and I'm so sorry. I know you certainly
have something to say. Please, tell me...what do you think of my
grandchildren?”
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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Please pray for: Joe, Kelly, Curt, Bill, Annie, Jack.
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