Doc's Daily Chuckle 6/30/2020
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Today's Chuckles
1. Service
2. Corollary
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Service
Mabel never went to church. She always promised to go but never did.
The pastor was astounded when she suddenly showed up for Sunday
service. Thereafter she was there for every Sunday service, every prayer
meeting, every home group meeting etc.
3 months later, one Sunday, after the service the pastor asks her “What
happened to you? You always dodged church and now it looks like you
can't get enough of it?"
She replied “It's this new car of mine pastor! They told me the warranty
will lapse if I miss even one service”!
- From PG Vargis (DDC reader)
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Take chances, make mistakes. That's how you grow. Pain nourishes your
courage. You have to fail in order to practice being brave.
--Mary Tyler Moore
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Corollary
A friend from church who was in his seventies got a part time job at Walgreens.
The first time he had to work closing he gave the warning “WalMart will be
closing in ten minutes.”
Realizing what he said he then quickly said, “Walgreens will be too.”
- From Dean M. (DDC reader)
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