Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/13/2020
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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I'm constantly feeling caught between hearing people
having 2 different points of view but both convinced
they are right and the other person is wrong. My
daughter shared an analogy. 2 people look at a quarter.
The one only sees the head side and the other only the
tail side. They both describe in detail what they see.
Who's right?
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Cat Rescue
2. Light
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Cat Rescue
One night while I was cat-sitting my daughter's indoor feline,
it escaped outside. When it failed to return the following morning,
I found the beast clinging to a branch about 30 feet up in a spindly
tree. Unable to lure it down, I called the fire department.
"We don't do that anymore," the woman dispatcher said. When I
persisted, she was polite but firm. "The cat will come down when
it gets hungry enough."
"How do you know that?" I asked.
"Have you ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?" she said.
Two hours later the cat was back, looking for breakfast.
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We're blessed with the opportunity to stand for something —
for liberty and freedom and fairness. And these are things
worth fighting for, worth devoting our lives to.
- Ronald Reagan
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Light
A man was very sick. Doctors feared the worst.
He is at home one day, resting in his bed. He looks up
and says, "Is my wife here?"
His wife replies, "Yes, dear, I'm here, next to you."
The man goes, "Are my children here?"
"Yes, Daddy, we are all here," say the children.
"Are my other relatives also here?"
And they say, "Yes, we are all here..."
The man sits up and says, "Then why in the world is the
light on in the kitchen?”
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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Please pray for: David, Rich, Joanne, Tania, Makanahele, Jeanette.
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