Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/15/2020
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. The Confessional
2. School Counselor
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The Confessional
One day a boy and his grandparents came to visit a
150 -year-old historic Catholic church.
As they toured the church, the grandfather explained the
reason for some of the architectural and liturgical features,
while the boy listened intently.
Then they reached the confessional in the back.
"I know what this is!", the boy enthused, "It's for time-out,
right?"
- From Toni M.
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Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has
many; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have
some. - Charles Dickens
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School Counselor
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she
was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl
standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest
of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
Sandy approached and asked if she was all right.
The girl said she was.
A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the
same spot, still by herself.
Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be
your friend?”
The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman
suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, “Why
are you standing here all alone?”
"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the
goalie!"
- From Thomas E.
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Please pray for: Kayla, Sarah, Mimi, Pastor Maddox, Michael, RBG.
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