Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/6/2020
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I hope everyone had a blessed weekend. Other than Church,
mine was very quiet. Even Independence Day celebrations
were completely virtual (new experience for me).
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Final Exam
2. Extra Money
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Final Exam
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question
final exam. He picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk,
and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned
this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."
Pencils flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled; some
students wrote over 30 pages.
One student finished in less than a minute. He earned an
A for his two word answer: "What chair?”
- From Gretchen P. (Via
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The greatest treasure we will ever have in this world is each other.
- Shonika Proctor
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Extra Money
During lunch, an ad for a lending institution came on the
television set in our employees' lounge. As the commercial
extolled the pleasures of extra money, I remarked that there
was no such thing as "extra" money.
"Yes, there is," my supervisor retorted. "It's what you have
right before your car breaks down.”
- From Clean Laffs
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