Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/15/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Long day today. There was a board meeting after work -
making it an ~ 15 hour work day. I'll sleep well!
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Requirements
2. Prodigal
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Requirements
"What do you have to do to become a doctor?" my six-year-old
granddaughter once asked.
Her dad, seeing an opportunity, said, "You have to do extremely
well in school, take a lot of math and science, get into an
excellent college, make the highest grades possible, and then
go to med school, and follow that with an internship. Then you
can start your own practice. Honey, as smart as you are, you
can be anything you want to be."
Erin gave all this a moment's thought and then asked, "What do
you have to do to be queen?"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is
time to pause and reflect. – Mark Twain
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Prodigal
One night I was tucking my 4-year-old son in to bed and I told
him his nightly Bible story.
This night it was the story of the prodigal son. We discussed how
he had taken his inheritance early, left and spent it all on living
it up and partying until he had no money left and had to work on a
pig farm where he couldn't even afford to eat what the pigs ate!
He remembered his father and went back home to ask for a job and
forgiveness. His father welcomed him home with much joy!
After we finished the story I asked my son what he learned and he
immediately said, "Never leave home without your credit card!"
- from Mikey's Funnies
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Please pray for: Elvie, Bernie, Shirley, Elaine, Amy, Ryan, Joanne, Julie.
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