Five Years from Now
Posted by: clean-hewmor-owner <clean-hewmor-owner@...>
An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical
school.
"Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to be five years
from now?"
"Well, let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday afternoon. I guess
I'll be on the golf course by now."
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A guy walks in a malt shop, and buys a huge chocolate malt Then he sees some
people he knows, and decides to say "hi" to them, but he does not want to drag
his malt with him.
So he sets it on a table, along with a note on a napkin stating: "I spit in
this malt", hoping that no one would steal it.
Upon return, he sees another note saying "Me too!"