Friday humor
Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
pet dog which he loved and doted on. After many long years
of companionship, the dog finally died so Muldoon went to
the parish priest:
"Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a
mass for the creature?"
Father Patrick replied, "I am so very sorry to hear about
your dog's death. But, unfortunately we cannot have services
for an animal in the church. However, there's a new
denomination down the road, no telling what they believe,
but maybe they'll do something for the animal."
Muldoon said, "I'll go right now. Do you think $500 is
enough to donate for the service?"
Father Patrick: "Why didn't you tell me the dog was
a member?!"
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I WON a motor home!
A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee a sits down to drink it.
She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peal off prize. She pulls off
the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!"
The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest
prize given away was a mini van!"
The blonde replies, "No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!"
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says,
"You couldn't possibly have won a motor homes because we didn't have that as
a prize!"
Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a
motor home!"
The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads,
"WIN A BAGEL."