Short Humor

#1 · May 19, 1999, 7:48 am

Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter:

Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Child: "Moooo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
Child: "Meow."
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"
The wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied,
"Bud."
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Printed on the back of a leather jacket worn by a motorcyclist:

"If you can read this,
my girlfriend fell off."

by Paul Harvey