Short jokes for a long week (-:
Posted by: clean-hewmor-owner <clean-hewmor-owner@...>
God's existence. The professor presented the following logic:
"Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke.
"Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke.
"Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody spoke for the third time,
he simply stated, "Then there is no God."
One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to reply.
Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor granted it, and
the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:
"Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?" Silence.
"Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?" Again, silence.
"Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?"
When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, "Then,
according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our professor has
no brain!"
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U-Boat
A couple was touring a shipyard area in a coastal city of Italy when they
saw a strange looking craft.
They stopped and asked a worker, "Sir, is that a U-boat?"
"No," he replied "shesa belonga to da government".
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Earning His Allowance?
A Father asked his 5-year-old son just what he thought he did to earn a
weekly allowance.
"Well, for one thing," replied the lad, "I keep your wife occupied all
day
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Rolls Royce
"HOW was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."
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Financial Thoughts
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two thousand dollars and a
substantial tax cut save you two dollars?
Why do banks use all that space and money to construct so
many teller stations, then never have more than two or three in use?