Short ones...
Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my
father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly , "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO
LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!
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"Strange Advice
On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has
to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."
A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"
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Stubborn Mule Ears
Two farmers had this mule that was a very hard worker. The only problem
was every time they went to put the mule back in his stall, his ears would
brush the top of the entrance and then the old mule would go nuts and kick
everything.
One day, the farmers decided to cut a opening in the top of the stall, to
prevent this from happening.
While they were working, a neighbor stopped by and asked what they were
doing, so they explained the problem. The neighbor suggested that they
could save a lot of work and time if they simply took a shovel and dug
the entrance down a little bit. The farmers thanked their neighbor and he
drove off. Then the one farmer said to the other, "some stupid neighbor
we have, it's not his feet that's too long, it's his ears!"
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The Apprentice Mechanic
The apprentice mechanic was excited on his first day with the local garage
and was amazed when his boss instructed him, "Put away those tools ...
... the first thing you have to learn is how to open the car's hood and
shake your head sadly."
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