Sometimes you just can't win...
Posted by: clean-hewmor-owner <clean-hewmor-owner@...>
"I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time,
haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days
before she again approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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Al's barn burned down, and, Mary, his wife, called the insurance company ...
Mary: "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money."
Agent: "Now just a minute, Mary, it doesn't work quite like that. We will
ascertain the value of the old barn and provide you with a new one of
comparable worth."
Mary, after a pause: "I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband."