Ways to ruin a date...

#1 · June 4, 1999, 12:08 pm

Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>

There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a
date...

* I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this
2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

* I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.

* I used to come here all the time with my ex.

* I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider
it.

* Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the
answering machine every hour.

* I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't
have given someone like you a second look.

* It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't
be as smart as I am.