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Wednesday Shorts

Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>

A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the
mailman to make his rounds. A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb
and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery. Her reply: "My computer
keeps telling me I have mail".

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A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO
standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here,
and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the
paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the
machine. "I just need one copy."