Wife needs vs. Husband needs
Posted by: tz8cy5 <tz8cy5@...>
says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me. "
The husband says "WHAT??"
The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs
as a woman.
The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he
might as well deal with it. The next day the
husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and
has her try on three very expensive outfits and then
tells his wife, "We'll take all three of them."
Next they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each.
Finally, they go to the Jewelry Dept. and get a set of diamond earrings.
The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she
does not care).
She goes for the tennis bracelet.
The husband says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it
then let's get it."
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is
going on. She says "I am ready to go, let's go to the cash register."
The husband says, "No - no - no, honey we're not going to BUY all
this stuff."
The wife's face goes blank.
"No honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
Her face gets really red and she is about to explode and then the husband
says: "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man!!!"