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#1 · September 2, 2005, 1:50 pm

Posted by: bigguyhereagain <bigguyhereagain@...>

Our thoughts and prayers go out to all
of the people that have been touched by
Hurricaine Katrina
 
Please keep all of the people who are facing the challenges brought by the havoc of Hurricane Katrina in your prayers!  Donate to the disaster relief organization of your choice. 
Dave and Barbara
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We hope everyone enjoys their Labor Day Weekend and there will be no paper Monday.
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"Are You A Christian"
 
 
Little Johnny was walking down the beach, and he spied a matronly woman sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand. He walked up to her and asked, "Are you a Christian?"
 
"Yes." she replied.
 
"Do you read your Bible every day?"
 
She nodded her head, "Yes."
 
"Do you pray often?" the boy asked next, and again she answered, "Yes."
 
With that he asked his final question, "Will you hold my quarter while I go swimming?"
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"Hybrid Car"
 
My uncle in Detroit tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from an Oldsmobile, the tires from a Cadillac, and the exhaust system from a Plymouth."
 
"Really? What did he get?"
 
"Fifteen years for theft."
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"Helium Balloon"
 
 
When I took my 4 1/2  year-old cousin to a carnival
in Sarnia, I bought her a helium balloon.
She carried it around all day without breaking or
losing it.
After we returned to my house, she began running
around, tripped and let go of the balloon.
Tearfully, she watched it disappear into the clouds.
Then her face brightened, and she said, "I wish I
hadn't let it go. But won't God be surprised!"
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Have a Blessed Weekend
Dave and Barbara
 
 
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