Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/20/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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There was no DDC yesterday as it was a holiday in the USA,
honoring Martin Luther King Jr.
>From Archie. I recommend his uplifting e-mail.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Coffee Delay
2. Hospital Information
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Coffee Delay
In a rush to work one morning, I pulled up to the drive-through
window at a fast-food restaurant and ordered some coffee.
Because I was in a hurry, I asked them to put a couple of ice
cubes in the coffee so it would cool down more quickly and I
could drink it faster.
I sat there at the pickup window for a few minutes, wondering
where they had to go to get my coffee, when a frustrated teenager
finally came up and said, "I'm sorry for the delay, but the ice
you wanted in your coffee keeps melting!"
- from Cybersalt
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Archie, who has become my right hand man,regularly sends an
uplifting e-mail. You would just need to cut-and-paste the url.
http://www.spiritisup.com/facetofaceyc.html
He also now sends out gospel music 5 days a week plus
takes requests. Just send an email to the e-mail address
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However you choose to pray for your children, just know that when
you do this, it is a sweet fragrance to the Lord. - Whitney Lett
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Hospital Information
A little woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, "Mount Sainai
Hospital? Hello, Darling. I'd like to talk with the person who gives
the information about the patients. But I don't want to know if the
patient is better or doing like expected, or worse. I want all the
information from top to bottom, from A to Z."
The voice on the other line said, "Would you hold the line please,
that's a very unusual request."
Then a very authoritative voice came on and said, "Are you the lady
who is calling about one of the patients?"
She said, "Yes, darling! I'd like to know the information about
Sarah Finkel in Room 302."
He said, "Finkel. Finkel. Let me see. Farber, Feinberg -- Finkel.
Oh yes, Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full
meals, her doctor says if she continues improving as she is, he is
going to send her home Tuesday at twelve o'clock."
The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful! She's going home at
twelve o'clock! I'm so happy to hear that. That's wonderful news."
The guy on the other end says, "From your enthusiasm, I take it
you must be one of the close family."
She said, "What close family? I'm Sarah Finkel! My doctor don't
tell me nothing."
- from Lift & Laugh
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Please pray for: Andrew, Rick, Maryann, Betty, Jim, Steve, Kathleen, Glen.
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