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Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/21/15

Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>

                DOC'S  DAILY  CHUCKLE

                   Always  Clean  Chuckles

                Laughter is the Best Medicine!

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I glad to be home and out of the snow. Driving was 

slow-going most of the day. 

Doc 

Today's Chuckles

1. Warrenty

2. Picking a Team

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Warrenty

A man came back to the dealer from whom he bought a new 

car.

"I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car," he said.

"That’s right, sir," the salesman answered. "During the 

warranty period we will replace anything that breaks."

"Fine, I need a new garage door."

- from Da Mouse Tracks

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There are no secrets to success. It is the result of 

preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.

- Colin Powell

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Picking a Team

A football coach was asked how he picked a team from 

a bunch of raw recruits. 

"I hate to give away my secrets," he replied, "but 

I'll tell you. I take them out into the woods. Then, 

at a given signal, I start them running. Those that 

run around the trees are chosen as guards. Those that 

run into the trees are chosen as tackles." 

- from Laugh & Lift

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