Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/22/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The sun pierced through the clouds today and is
predicted to be shining most of the day tomorrow.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. The Phone's For You
2. Shoveling and Tax
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The Phone's For You
Speedy Morris was the basketball coach at LaSalle
and they were having a pretty good season. One morning,
he was shaving and the phone rang. His wife answered
it and called out to him that Sports Illustrated wanted
to talk to him.
Coach Morris was excited that his team was apparently
about to receive national recognition in this famous
sports magazine. As a matter of fact, he was so
excited that he cut himself with his razor.
Covered with blood and shaving lather and running
downstairs to the phone, he tripped and fell down the
stairs. Finally, bleeding and bruised, he made it to
the phone and breathlessly said, "Hello"?
The voice on the other end asked,
"Is this Speedy Morris"?
"Yes, yes!" he replied excitedly. Then the voice
continued, "Mr. Morris, for just seventy-five cents
an issue, we can give you a one-year subscription to
Sports Illustrated."
- from Ann F.
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Look for something positive in every day, even if some
days you have to look a little harder. Zig Ziglar
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Shoveling and Tax
One Saturday in late winter, my six-year-old twin boys
decided that they wanted to make some money and asked
if they could go and shovel our neighbour's driveway.
My neighbour called me later to say that my cleaning
crew had done an amazing job clearing her driveway.
She paid them each a dollar to be spent at the dollar
store but they told her that it wasn't enough money.
They each needed another 14 cents for tax!
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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