Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/27/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today I mhave my semi-annual visit to the doctor.
Yes, doctors do need periodic check-ups, too.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Business Class
2. Miracle
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Business Class
I'd been working on my business degree for about a year when
I finally got to take a popular finance course. I went to the
bookstore to buy the text and was shocked to find out that it
would cost me $96. I asked how much it was worth if I sold it
back at the end of the semester.
"You'll get $24," said the clerk.
"This is insane," I protested as I wrote out the check.
"I know," replied the clerk sympathetically. "I've always
thought that a person who buys a book for $96 and then sells
it back for $24 should fail the course."
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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There is nothing worse than to not do what you are capable
of doing. There simply isn't a good reason not to live up
to your potential. It was given to you, not to waste, but
to fulfill. - Bob Perks
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Miracle
A devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was
mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later a cow walked up carrying the Bible
in its mouth!
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the book
out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward, and
exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the cow. "Your name was written inside
the cover."
- from Mikey's Funnies
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