Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/28/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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From Archie. I recommend his uplifting e-mail.
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Today's Chuckles
1. Economy Motel
2. You Know You Have A Bad Computer When:
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Economy Motel
One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6:00 a.m. wake-up
call.
The next morning, I awoke before 6:00, but the phone did not
ring until 6:30.
"Good morning," a young man said sheepishly. "This is your
wake-up call."
Annoyed, I let the motel worker have it. "You were supposed to
call me at 6:00 AM!" I complained. "What if I had a million-dollar
deal to close this morning, and your oversight made me miss out on
it?"
"Well, sir," the desk clerk quickly replied, "if you had a
million-dollar deal to close, you probably wouldn't be staying
in this motel!"
- from Cybersalt Digest
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It’s easy to love and serve a sexy church. But to love and serve
a struggling one, that’s another level of Christ-likeness.
- Whitney Capps
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You Know You Have A Bad Computer When:
10. Lower corner of screen has the words "etch a sketch" on it.
9. When you insert a disk, it spits out a pack of cigarettes
8. You have to pedal it
7. The manual contains one sentence: "good luck!"
6. Only chip inside is a Dorito
5. When you turn it on, the dogs in the neighborhood start howling
4. You catch a virus from it
3. Screen frequently freezes and message comes up: "Ain' it break time, Chester?"
2. While running, it emits deafening calliope music
1. It cyber-snickers at you
- from Laugh & Lift
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