Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/30/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Alligator's Teeth
2. Meat Loaf
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Alligator's Teeth
A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local
Indian.
"What is it made of?" she asked.
"Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied.
"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean
as much to you as pearls do to us."
"Oh no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster."
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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God wants you to enjoy His blessings—and to use them
to make a difference in the world around you.
- Bruce Wilkerson
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Meat Loaf
A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears.
"Oh, Mom, I tried to make Grandma's meat loaf for dinner
tonight, and it's just awful! I followed the recipe exactly,
and I know I have the recipe right because it's the one you
gave me. But it just didn't come out right, and I'm so upset.
I wanted this to be so special for George because he loves
meat loaf. What could have gone wrong?"
Her mother replied soothingly, "Well, dear, let's go through
the recipe. You read it out loud and tell me exactly what you
did at each step, and together we'll figure it out."
"Okay," the bride sniffled. "Well, it starts out, 'Take fifty
cents worth of ground beef'..."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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