Doc's Daily Chuckle 1/8/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Duck Hunting
2. Senior Sentiments
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Duck Hunting
Three doctors are in a duck blind and a bird flies overhead.
The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a
duck, flies like a duck ... it's probably a duck." He shoots
at it but misses, and the bird flies away.
The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it,
then looks through the pages of a bird manual and says, "Hmmmm
... green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound ... might be a
duck." He raises his gun to shoot it, but the bird is long gone.
A third bird flies over. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots
almost without looking, brings the bird down, and turns to the
pathologist and says, "Go see if that was a duck."
- from AcraMax Jokes
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However you choose to pray for your children, just know that
when you do this, it is a sweet fragrance to the Lord.
- Whitney Lett
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Senior Sentiments
*God grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked
anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the
eyesight to tell the difference.
*Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered: I started out
with nothing and I still have most of it.
* All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
* If all is not lost, where is it?
*It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
*I wish the buck stopped here. I sure could use a few.
*It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
*If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on
my knees.
*When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone
else decide to play chess?
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Ali, Linda, Tim, Janet, Laura, Brent, Brad, Randy.
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