Doc's Daily Chuckle 12/31/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I wish everone a Blessed New Year. May you make strides
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There will be no DDC on 1/1/15.
>From Archie. I recommend his uplifting e-mail.
Doc
I want to wish everyone a very Happy New Year.
Archie
Today's Chuckles
1. Dieting - New Year Resolutions
2. Difficult-to-Keep New Year's Resolutions
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Dieting - New Year Resolutions
2011: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds.
2012: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get
below 200 pounds.
2013: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2014: I will work out 3 days a week.
2015: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.
- from GCFL.net
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I think the purpose of life is to be useful, to be responsible,
to be honorable, to be compassionate. It is, after all, to matter:
to count, to stand for something, to have made some difference
that you lived at all. - Leo C. Rosten
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Difficult-to-Keep New Year's Resolutions
*Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid
quizzes.
*I will try to figure out why I "really" need five Facebook accounts.
*I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.
*Lose 20 pounds by going to the gym!
*I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
*I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet.
*I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
*Spend less than $1000 for coffee at Starbucks this year.
*Lose weight by inventing an anti-gravity machine.
*Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
*I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I'm
not in them.
*I will think of a password other than "password."
- from GCFL.net
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