Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/10/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Lost Gas Cap
2. Cat Quotes
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Lost Gas Cap
David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station.
After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had
left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked
and, sure enough, it was lost.
Well, he thought for a second and realized that other people
must have done the same thing, and that it was worth going
back to look by the side of the road since even if he couldn't
find his own gas cap, he might be able to find one that fit.
Sure enough, he hadn't been searching long when he found a gas
cap. He tried it on, and it went into place with a satisfying
click.
"Great," David thought, "I lost my gas cap, but I found another
one that fits. And this one's even better because it locks ..."
- from Cybersalt Digest
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Our job is to love others, not wonder whether or not they
deserve it. - Thomas Merton
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Cat Quotes
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow." --Jeff Valdez
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to
you later." --Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good
many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
--Joseph Wood Krutch
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all
owned by cats." --Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats
is infinitely superior." --Hippolyte Taine
- from Laugh & Lift
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