Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/11/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Hump Day. Time seems to be passing faster lately.
I've been told the older one gets, the faster time
flies. I'm beginning to believe there may be some
truth to it.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Library
2. Moving Furniture
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Library
My grandson, Chris, has worn glasses since the age of
three. When he was in the first grade he came home one
day very distressed.
Wanting to find out what was the matter his mother
asVirginiaked, "Chris, what happened today to upset you so?"
He answered, "It's not fair that I'm not allowed to
go to the library."
His mother became very concerned and asked, "Why aren't
you allowed to go to the library?"
With a tearful reply he said, "Because, in order to go
to the library you have to have "supervision", and I
wear glasses!"
- from Laugh & Lift
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Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you
can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you
can't change. - George Carlin
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Moving Furniture
Joe, John and Bob were moving furniture. While Joe and John
were struggling with a particularly heavy oak wardrobe. Joe
noticed that Bob was nowhere in sight.
"John, where's Bob?" asked Joe. "He should be helping us with
this thing."
"He is helping," said John, "He's inside holding the clothes
hangers in place."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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