Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/13/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Happy Valentine's Day.
If you live in areas with upcoming storms,
please take appropriate precautions.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Valentine's Gift
2. Come Out and Play
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Valentine's Gift
Johnny asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought
his wife a gift for Valentine's Day.
"Yes, I bought her a belt and a bag," replied Tony.
"That was very kind of you," Johnny added, "I hope
she appreciated the thought."
Tony smiled as he replied, "So do I, and hopefully
the vacuum cleaner will work better now."
- from Mikey's Funnies
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Blessed is the season which engages the whole world
in a conspiracy of love. - Hamilton Wright Mabie
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Come Out and Play
A little boy knocked on the door of a friend's
house.
When the friend's mother answered, he said, "Can
Leonard come out and play?"
"I'm afraid not," said Leonard's mother. "It's
too wet and Leonard has a cold."
"Well, then," said the little boy, "can his
football come out and play?"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Peyton, Darlene, those in storm's paths.
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