Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/17/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Yesterday was President's Day, a holiday.
Thus, no DDC. Enjoy today's edition.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Valentine's Day Gift
2. Age
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Valentine's Day Gift
Ben, who was 17 years old, was buying an
expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend
on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweler's
shop in Los Angeles.
The jeweler inquired, 'Would you like your
girlfriend's name engraved on it?'
Ben thought for a moment, grinned, then answered,
'No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".'
The jeweler smiled and said,
'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'
Ben retorted with a glint in his eye,
'Not exactly romantic, but very practical.
This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'
- from Ann F.
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If men would consider not so much wherein they
differ, as wherein they agree, there would be
far less of uncharitableness and angry feeling
in the world. - Joseph Addison
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Age
The evening of my 41st birthday, my eight-year-old daughter,
Catherine, said a special prayer for me.
She began: "Dear God, please bless Mommy. She's had a birthday
and is getting really old."
Beside me, my husband was shaking with suppressed laughter
until she continued: "And please bless Daddy, too. He's also
at that difficult age."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Misty, Eric, Laurie, Sage, Donny, Dorothy, Maritza, Eileen.
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