Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/26/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Sorry this is late.
I fell asleep on my lounger chair and the rest
is history.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Doctor's Rx's
2. Height
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Doctor's Rx's
Our nephew was getting married to a doctor's daughter.
At the wedding reception, the father of the bride
stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a
prescription pad.
Several times during his speech, he halted, overcome
with what I assumed was a moment of deep emotion.
But after a particularly long pause, he explained...
"I'm really sorry, folks. I can't seem to make out
what I've written down."
Looking out into the audience, he asked, "Is there a
pharmacist in the house?"
- from Ann F.
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Until you see fear as an opportunity for growth,
you won't grow beyond your current self.
- Robert Tew
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Height
My son was about 3 yrs old at the time. We were having
a picnic at my sister's (who we all call "Sissie", even
my kids) house and she decided to put a mark on her wall
for how tall he was, which was maybe 3 ft. at the time.
After she had measured him, he wanted to measure how tall
she was.
She didn't want to mark her wall for her height, so she
got him a small, hand-held chalkboard and a chair and he
stood on the chair with the chalkboard in his hand and put
it behind her head. He proceeded to make the mark on the
chalkboard where the top of her head was........then got
down off the chair and ran around holding up the chalkboard,
which was at a height shorter than he was, telling everyone
....."look how tall Sissie is!".
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Sarah, George, Martha, Dina, Gary, Ben, Carol, Bob.
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