Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/27/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Shorty
2. Old School Desk
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Shorty
My Italian American friend is very self-conscious about
his height, or lack thereof. So I always steer clear of
the subject.
One day, he and I went to lunch at a Sub shop.
"I'll take the Italian," he said to the guy behind the
counter. "Salami, Provolone, and peppers."
"Do you want a full hero or half one?" came the reply.
"Ah... gimme a half," my friend says.
After placing our orders, we took our seats. A few
minutes later, my friend grimaced when we heard...
"Small Italian, your order is up!"
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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As I make my slow pilgrimage through the world, a certain sense
of beautiful mystery seems to gather and grow. - A. C. Benson
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Old School Desk
Marv took his family to visit a living history museum,
which included seeing houses and stores that were more
than one hundred years old.
After they entered an old one-room schoolhouse Marv pointed
to a desk that had an empty hole for an ink bottle. "What
do you think this hole was for? he asked his kids.
His twelve-year-old son Martin replied, "It's a Coke can
holder."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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