Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/3/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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There has been challenges with travel in the snowy
weather. The biggest one was getting in and out of
the driveway. The person paid to plow it had major
equipment problems and his plow ended up in the shop.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Shortening Length of Business Meeting
2. Report on Viet Nam War
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Shortening Length of Business Meeting
Long, unproductive meetings are often the bane of
corporate life. My very funny boss at the software
company where I work has come up with what just might
be the perfect way to cut business conferences short
before they start rambling out of control.
There comes a time when he announces, "All those
opposed to my plan say, 'I resign.'"
End of meeting.
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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Desire is what takes the hot water of mediocrity and turns
it into the steam of outstanding success. - Zig Ziglar
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Report on Viet Nam War
Even though she's been teaching English for 25 years,
my mother never felt her age was an issue, until the
day she helped a student with a report on the Vietnam
War.
Mom recognized the name of a war correspondent mentioned
in the textbook and blurted, "I used to go out with him!"
Peering up from his work, another wide-eyed student asked,
"You dated someone from our history book?"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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