Doc's Daily Chuckle 2/4/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It is snowing, again. Fortunately, the person who
plows the driveway is resourceful. He cleared the
drive with a snow blower.
I heard his plow truck is now repaired.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Helicopter
2. Shawl
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Helicopter
A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly loses
engine power and the aircraft begins to decent.
The pilot safely performs an emergency landing
in water, and tells the passengers to remain
seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that
in emergency situations, the aircraft is designed
to stay afloat for 30 minutes, giving rescuers
time to get to them.
Just then a man gets out if his seat and runs over
to open the door. The pilots screams at him, "Didn't
you hear what I said, the aircraft is designed to
stay afloat as long as the doors remain closed?!".
"Of course I heard you", the man replied, "but it's
also designed to fly, and look how good that one
worked out!!"
- from Tiny67
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It's not what you say out of your mouth that determines your
life, it's what you whisper to yourself that has the most
power! - Robert Kiyosaki
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Shawl
I've always wanted a beautiful shawl to wear with my winter
dresses.
So when I opened the present from my sister Wanda, and saw
that it was a white-and-silver shawl, I squealed in delight.
"I love it!" I told Wanda that evening. "I wore it all
morning."
"You wore it?" she asked, smiling. "It's a skirt for the
Christmas tree."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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