Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/10/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Perfect Cupcakes
2. Street Crossing Senior
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Perfect Cupcakes
A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law
for dinner. As he arrived at their house he found his
young nephew, Martin, helping them bake some cupcakes.
After they were done, his sister-in-law allowed Martin
to put the icing on. When the boy had finished, he
brought them to the table.
"The cupcakes look delicious, Martin." his uncle said.
He took a bite and said, "Martin these are so good."
As he finished the cupcake and took another, he again
complimentedhis little nephew. "The cupcakes look
beautiful, Martin," his uncle said. "How did you get the
icing so neat?"
His nephew replied, "It was easy. I just licked them."
The uncle turned pale. He pointed to the plate of
cupcakes. "You licked all of these?"
Martin replied, "Well no. After a while my tongue got
tired, and I got my sister to help."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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With ordinary talent and extraordinary perseverance,
all things are attainable. - Thomas Foxwell Buxton
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Street Crossing Senior
A man had been crossing a street when a car slammed
into him.
The pedestrian sued the motorist, whose lawyer made
the following statement at the end of the trial.
“Your honor, my client was not at fault. She has been
driving a car for thirty years, and has never had an
accident, nor gotten so much as a speeding ticket. I
do not think I need to say any more.
”Unimpressed, the lawyer for the plaintiff arose. “Your
honor, since counsel insists on bringing up the matter
of experience, may I remind the court that my client
has been walking for over seventy years…”.
- from Ann F.
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