Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/12/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It is the simple things in life that bring pleasure
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Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Socks
2. Labels
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Socks
When I was working as a clerk at a sporting-goods store,
a woman came up to my register with a package of white
athletic socks. "Will you open this up so I can see how
the socks feel?" she asked.
Reluctantly I tore open the package, and she scrutinized
the merchandise. She handed me the package, saying, "I'll
take them."
Relieved, I started to ring her up, until she interrupted
me. "Can I have another pack? This one's been opened."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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If you have the courage to begin, you have the courage to
succeed. - David Viscott
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Labels
I have my own system for labeling homemade freezer meals.
Forget calling them "Veal Parmigiana" or "Turkey Loaf" or
"Beef Pot Pie."
If you look in my freezer you'll see "Whatever", "Anything",
"I Don't Know", and, my favorite, "Food". That way when I
ask my husband what he wants for dinner, I'm certain to
have what he wants."
- from Laugh & Lift
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