Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/13/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My grandson is doing better. Thanks for the prayers.
>From Archie. I recommend his uplifting e-mail.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Johnny's F
2. Police and Doughnuts
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Johnny's F
Little Johnny stared at his test paper.
The big red "F" stared back at him.
Freddie looked at his glum friend and asked, "Why did you get
such a low grade on that test?"
"Because of an absence," Johnny answered.
"You mean you were absent on the day of the test?" he questioned.
Little Johnny replied, "No, but the kid who sits next to me was."
- from Cybersalt Digest
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Archie, who has become my right hand man,regularly sends an
uplifting e-mail. You would just need to cut-and-paste the url.
http://www.spiritisup.com/whydbl.html
He also now sends out gospel music 5 days a week plus
takes requests. Just send an email to the e-mail address
below with which you would like to have in the subject
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the subject line to HeIsLordTo@aol.com
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Slight not what is near though aiming at what is far.
- Euripides
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Police and Doughnuts
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get
out of the car. After looking the man over, he says, "Sir, I
couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been
drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help
but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
- from AcraMax Jokes
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Please pray for: persecuted Christians and their persecutors.
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