Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/17/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Instead, I hope St. Patrick's Day was all you wanted it to be.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Priest's Collar
2. The 23rd Psalm for Working People
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Priest's Collar
A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was
properly dressed and wearing his priest's collar.
A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally,
the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at.
The little boy pointed to the priest's neck.
When the priest finally realized what the boy was pointing at,
he asked him, "Do you know why I am wearing that?"
The boy nodded his head yes, and replied, "It kills fleas and
ticks for up to three months."
- from Dena M. (via GCFL)
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Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle
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The 23rd Psalm for Working People
(Author Unknown)
The Lord is my real boss and I shall not want.
He gives me peace, when chaos is all around me.
He gently reminds me to pray before I speak,
And to do all things without murmuring and complaining.
He reminds me that He is my Source and not my job.
He restores my sanity everyday and guides my decisions
That I might honor Him in everything I do.
Even though I face absurd amounts of emails,
System crashes, unrealistic deadlines, budget cutbacks,
gossiping co-workers, discriminating supervisors
And an aging body that doesn't cooperate every morning,
I will not stop - for He is with me!
His presence, His peace, and His power
Will see me through.
He raises me up,
Even when they fail to promote me.
He claims me as His own,
Even when the company threatens to let me go.
His faithfulness and love
Are better than any bonus check.
His retirement plan beats every 401K there is!
When it's all said and done,
I'll be working for Him a whole lot longer
And for that, I bless His Name.
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Bernie, Anita, James, Rachel, Cameron, Betty.
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