Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/18/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The mounds of snow are giving way to peeks of grass.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Auditorium
2. Directions
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Auditorium
A visitor to Israel attended a recital and concert at the
Moscovitz Auditorium.
He was quite impressed with the architecture and the acoustics.
He inquired of the tour guide, "Is this magnificent auditorium
named after Chaim Moscovitz, the
famous Talmudic scholar?"
"No," replied the guide. "It is named after Sam Moscovitz, the
writer."
Never heard of him," said the visitor. "What did he write?"
"A check," replied the guide.
- from Steve S. (via Mikey's Funnies)
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Don't be pushed by your problems. Be led by your
dreams. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Directions
The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their
six-year-old daughter missed her school bus.
The father, though late for work himself, had to
her.
Since he did not know the way, he said that she would
have to direct him to the school.
They rode several blocks before she told him to turn
the first time, several more before she indicated another
turn. This went on for 20 minutes...but when they finally
reached the school, it proved to be only a short distance
from their home.
The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she'd
led him around in such a circle.
The child explained, "That's the way the school bus goes,
Daddy. It's the only way I know."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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