Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/19/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The basketball playoffs are happening in the USA.
I don't have a favorite team.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Go Fish
2. Mathematically Speaking
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Go Fish
I was teaching four little kids how to play Go Fish, and the
luck of the draw just wasn't with little Jimmy. After losing
the third game in a row the red-faced boy protested, "I don't
like this game, it's not fair!"
I tried to explain that he should learn how to be a good loser.
He retorted, "You're the teacher, when are you going to teach
me to win!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Sometimes you need to be alone to reflect on life.
Take time out to take care of yourself. You deserve
it. - Robert Tew
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Mathematically Speaking
A high-school geometry teacher started a lesson on triangles
by reading a theorem. "If an angle is an exterior angle of
a triangle, then its measure is greater than the measure of
either of its corresponding remote interior angles."
He noticed that one student wasn't taking notes and asked
him why.
"Well," the student replied sincerely, "I was waiting for
you to start speaking English."
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL)
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