Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/26/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Hang On!
2. Cruise Control
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Hang On!
My wife and I were traveling on the Kansas Turnpike, bucking 30 to
45 mph crosswinds. At the tollbooth, I asked the attendant, "What
do you people do in Kansas when the wind quits?"
The tollbooth attendant didn't miss a beat when she answered, "We
take the rocks out of our pockets."
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL)
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The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.
– Walt Disney
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Cruise Control
My family has a tradition of naming the cruise control
on our cars. We were used to hearing my father proclaim,
"Take it, Max," as he flipped on the cruise control
during long trips in our station wagon.
Recently, I was travelling with my parents in their new
car when we hit a wide-open expanse of highway. My dad
leaned back and said, "I think I'll let Tom drive for a
while."
"Tom who?" I asked.
My mother translated for me: "Tom Cruise, of course."
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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