Doc's Daily Chuckle 3/27/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Dress
2. Crime
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Dress
The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his
wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought.
"How could you do this!" he exclaimed.
"I don't know," she wailed, "I was standing in the store
looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on.
It was like the Devil was whispering to me, 'You look
great in that dress. You should buy it.'"
"Well," the pastor persisted, "You know how to deal with
him! Just tell him, 'Get behind me, Satan!'"
"I did," replied his wife. "But then, he said, 'It looks
great from back here, too!'"
- from Gretchen P. (via Mikey's Funnies)
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Success is the maximum utilization of the ability
that you have. - Zig Ziglar
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Crime
A beat cop calls the Crime Branch on telephone.
Hello! Crime Branch?
Yes! This is Sergeant John.
Cop: Sir, We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband
for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.
Sergeant: Have you arrested the woman?
Cop: No sir. The floor is still wet!
- from pg vargis
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